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To Whom It May Concern:

It has come to our attention that an unfortunate paring of street signs in your county has led to gross misinformation about our institution. While we are certain this was not intentional, you'll understand our wish for this oversight to be corrected immediately.

Our institution prides itself on being a launchpad for countless educational and vocational opportunities, and as such, we cannot allow even accidental claims to the contrary.

We thank you in advance for giving this matter the swift and diligent attention it is due.

Warmest Regards,
Public Relations Department
Princeton University